A Brief Comparison of Republicans and Democrats
Democrat and former President Jimmy Carter thinks:

It is unconscionable to perpetuate fraudulent or biased electoral practices in any nation. It is especially objectionable among us Americans, who have prided ourselves on setting a global example for pure democracy.

Republican appointee and Chief Justice aspirant Antonin Scalia thinks(via Atrios):

Sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged.

Democrats are for fairness and free elections. Republicans are for orgies.