Wooohoooo [UPDATED]
Hastert isn't resigning!! But the Washington Times is calling for it, and now Majority Leader Beohner is reverting back to his throw-Denny-under-the-bus statements. How fabulous! This could go on for weeks... Keep fighting, Denny!

If they actually got together and offered some resignations from leadership and some apologies, people might get the mistaken impression that they care about something other than their own need for personal power and this story would actually go away. Luckily for us, that is indeed all they care about. Here's hoping the Speaker lasts until Thursday at least.

[UPDATE: Not to worry...it looks like this story has legs.]