It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife - not.
In the never-ending quest to define irony, not just here at A19 but on all the internets, I hope this proposed requirement of congresspersons/FBI investigatees to use the word "ironic" more appropriately can be broadened to include other words, such as "literally" . . . or "responsibility." (Posted on DC Universe, found via Wonkette.)