The Party Against Desecration
John at Americablog (which has become such essential reading that I've added it to the blogroll) has a fabulous idea for Democrats:

Congress ought to pass a law banning the military from desecrating the Bible, the Quran, or the Torah. Come on, Democrats. The Republicans would crap their pants if you offered this legislation. If they opposed it, they'd be responsible for sending a terrible message to the world - not to mention, I'd love to see them explain to the voters why they refused to vote for the Bible Protection Act.

I agree. Hillary Clinton, are you listening?