Emergencies
TalkLeft reports on the "stupid arrest of the week"

Police in Charlotte, North Carolina arrested an 86 year old woman for calling 911 to complain that a pizza restaurant refused to deliver pizza to her apartment.

Silly woman. Everybody knows that when you don't get your pizza, you call the Governor. In Tennessee, that's Phil Bredesen: 615-741-2001. The police are busy tracking down and prosecuting real criminals.