Misplaced Faith
I hope that any medical malpractice reform we must suffer will still allow you to sue witch doctors:

A Tanzanian who went to a witch doctor in search of the power to resist bullets and knife attacks died when ritual cuts made on his body proved fatal.

Too bad, that sounds like the kind of thing that might work. Maybe this is one of those you ought to see someone else do first.

No word on whether Bob Dole witnessed or sanctioned this injury.