Equal Rights for All
Benton County, Oregon has come up with a tidy way of ensuring that everyone is treated equally with respect to marriage:

"Confused by the twists and turns of the US gay marriage issue, Oregon's Benton County has decided to err on the side of caution and ban all weddings. Until the state decides who can and cannot wed, officials in the county have said no-one can marry - even heterosexual couples.

They hit upon the plan to ensure that none of the county's 79,000 residents are subject to unfair treatment."

Beautiful.