Divine Judgment by Google
I had a conversation earlier today with a friend who is a frustrated gay Christian, for reasons that are probably obvious (the frustrated part). Especially upsetting is the intense devotion some have to a passage in Leviticus that is often used to prove that God hates gay people. My friend told me that Leviticus also has all kinds of bad things to say about shrimp, but that no one seems too concerned about that.

So just now I googled "Does God Hate Shrimp?"

And I found this affirmative answer.