"Hot Tub" Tom Delay is smoking crack [UPDATED...for accuracy with help from the comments]
His logic (a must read...you won't believe it):

1. "Hot Tub" Tom Delay is under attack by liberals.
2. Ed Feulner of the Heritage Foundation is under attack by liberals.
3. Terry Schiavo is helpless under attack by liberals.
3.1 Her suffering is a gift from God to help uplift the righteous conservative cause.
4. These personal attacks on three innocent sweet Americans are cruel and inhumane and all part of the secret anti-conservative plan headed up by George Soros.
5. Vote Republican!