Wednesday, March 16, 2005

George Bush is on Crack (but we already knew that), Part 2 of a Series
His logic goes like this (to be performed as a dramatic reading):
1. Social Security will go broke - insolvent! insolvent! We must do something for the children!
2. Private accounts carved out of payroll taxes will do nothing for the solvency issue!
3. We must have private accounts carved out of payroll taxes, for the children!
4. I don't want to talk about solvency! Give me private accounts!
5. Democrats are irresponsible - they don't even have a plan!
6. I don't have a plan! It would be wrong of me if I did!
7. Social Security will go broke - insolvent! insolvent! We must do something for the children!

Repeat.

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