Wednesday, February 23, 2005

4 Steps to Stupid
Step #1: Have a secret tawdry life and a job you're not qualified for.
Step #2: Keep a daily journal of your interactions with the White House and the press.
Step #3: Resign in disgrace after embarassing the White House communications staff, who want to admit to no interactions with you whatseover.
Step #4: Admit to Step #2, on your own initiative.

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