"Night after night for years he's been slipping out of the headquarters of the vast right-wing conspiracy, wolfing down spy novels and then reviewing them for Amazon.com. So prolific and proficient has he been at this pursuit that he has attained the coveted title Amazon Top 500 Reviewer. . . .To earn this honor, [he] wrote 137 reviews, which were deemed "helpful" by 2,002 people."Are we still paying for some monthly pension for him?