How do I get warts?
Apparently, breast milk is the secret elixir/super ointment we humans have been waiting for. Well, at least it cures warts. I wonder how that first got noticed? No word on the actual, medical application procedure, but I'd like to think it could be filmed and sold on the Internet.
I know there's at least one near-professional lactation expert out there. Stevie T, did they teach you about any special healing powers?