Johnny expects to retire at 50. When he gets there and sees how fine he still is, he'll change his mind . . .
Unless he falls prey to this "trend" - warning, disturbing images.
More fashion statements by NYC tourists.
Gwyneth is African, and I am Ashley Judd.
What's wrong with the world: when Lindsey Lohan is in the headlines daily, this must surely be among the predictors of the apocalypse.
The Froth: it's going to have to be something like Cosmopolitans (high buzz/low volume) for those of us whose birthday yesterday included attending a visitation and getting a speeding ticket. Who's with me?