Well, now we're getting somewhere: Pat Robertson converts to belief in global warming.
Stick a fork in Mel, he's done: in his best work to date, Rob Schneider announces he won't work with Gibson.
There are worse reasons: Pamela Anderson says she's marrying Kid Rock because he's well . . . suited.
And in case the relentless, crushing heat hasn't eased up yet in your area, watch this old school Steve Carrell Daily Show piece on beating the heat.