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Guess what's good for you? That's right - smoking!

"Our analyses confirmed prior reports of an inverse association between cigarette smoking and Parkinson's disease," the study said.

"Although we found that current smokers and those who had continued to smoke to within five years of Parkinson's disease diagnosis exhibited the lowest risk, a decrease in risk (13 percent to 32 percent) was also observed in those who had quit smoking up to 25 years prior to Parkinson's disease diagnosis," it said.

On the other hand, now they say drinking wine is good for your teeth, and this pill will help you stop both smoking and drinking, making it, I suppose, the first pill more likely to cause both Parkinson's and tooth decay.

Just shoot me.