I know this story is a bit old, but here's a rundown of latest developments, all leading to one important question: what kind of background checks do they do over there?
Remember, the official story was that Kerik couldn't be head of homeland security because it turns out he's color blind. No, no just kidding. The reason they gave is the didn't-pay-taxes-on-the-illegal-immigrant-nanny excuse. A classic.
Here are a few things that probably come closer to hitting the mark, and oh yeah, nobody can confirm that he ever even had a nanny (don't they even vet the false excuses?). What he did have:
--A secret wife. Which he may have been married to while he was already married.
--A secret apartment in the city for his mistresses, including publisher Judith Regan (who once upon a time had some not-so-kind things to say about Monica and Bill)
--A secret benefactor (maybe to pay for the love shack?) who was caught in a mob-run stock swindle scheme.