Why I don't like going to the doctor
You only barely get to know your doctor over time, and if something's really wrong with you, then (s)he has to send you to a specialist that you don't really know, then he sends you to a surgeon you don't know and that your doctor doesn't really know, and they all recommend each other to keep you calm and obedient even though they don't really know each other, and then on the operating table the surgeon goes mad and cuts off your penis while you are unconscious.
 
Do doctors have to go through any kind of psychiatric evaluations before they're approved to use that weaponry they've got? Do the doctors who administer the evaluations have to go through any kind of evaluation? And so on...