Please Oh Please...
Couldn't we get Borat himself to meet with President Bush in the White House? Maybe on pay per view? It's weird/sad enough that Borat will be discussed in the White House...I'd pay alot of money to see him there in person...

[Warning: my link is ok but if you follow the Daily Mail link after that, there's a picture of Borat in, well, in man-thong suspenders. May not be work-safe. Hell, it may not be safe for anyone anywhere anytime.]