I just do not believe this news is the truth
Via Pandagon comes this abstinence education success story:

"A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex."

Somehow this story made a news wire, but really, it can't be true right? Someone is having a laugh--just not sure who. Sex is like, uh, natural or something right? At least that's what I hear. Also, it's all over TV...plus friends tend to mention it. I mean, there's no way this story is on the level, is there?