Pardon the Imagery
Watching Republican debate #2, I can only deduce that a possible test for whether a male is a Republican is this: whether or not he gets an erection at the thought of the United States being under terrorist attack with him playing Jack Bauer running around torturing everyone he can. With the exception of McCain (draw your own conclusions), the rest of them are falling on themselves with excitement. Romney was unable to stand up straight talking about his love for a vibrant, growing, torture-filled Guantanamo.

This was twice as scary as the last GOP debate.