David Sedaris (via Andrew Sullivan):
I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks. “Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?”As they say, read the whole thing.
To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.