Friday, November 02, 2007

Now It Matters
In an earlier post (too lazy to find it), I told you that the Democratic primary polls did not matter yet because it's too early, and that I would let you know when they count. I hereby declare that the next poll taken (not necessarily the next one released), in IA and NH, matters. My calculation is a secret, proprietary formula, but I will reveal that it has something to do with the weather, and this, among other things. My calculation says that the next poll taken will let us know if Hillary is vulnerable or not. Republican polls, on the other hand, still don't matter. I will let you know when.

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