Haven't the meddling French caused enough trouble?
Apparently, there is a link between mouth cancer and oral sex (simultaneously, and sadly, giving more weight to my suspicion that there is no benevolent God). Nothing about this can be good news for anyone.

I guess this is the wrong month to try impressing dates with the Journal of Cancer Research on the coffee table.

Do we know where to get one of those science-hiding machines the Bush Administration uses to get rid of facts they don't like?